El problema.

El problema no es hacer gilipolleces, es no saber que las estas haciendo.

La canción del día.

Because I got High. Afroman."Because I got High".T-Bone Records.2000.


Its like i dont care about nothing man...
Roll another blunt...
ooohhla da da da la da da la la da da
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why(why man)
Chorus:
cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high(uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin it next semester and I know why(why man) (hey hey)
chorus
(go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high(ohh,ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high(la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why(why man)
chorus
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high(no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why(why man)(yeah eh eh)
chorus
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high(uh, i'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high(uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic( ha ha ha) and I know why(why man)
chorus
I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin away and I know why (why man)
chorus
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (im serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too(ohhh) but then I got high
Now i'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why(turn this shit off ha ha ha)
chorus
I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin on the side walk and I know why (why man)(yeah yeah)
chorus
Ima stop singing this song because I'm high(raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high(bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why(why man?) (yeah eh eh)
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
la la da da da da la da da da shoobe do be do wa
skibitty do da da da laget jiggy with it
scubbydooby wa
Cuz im high
cuz im high
cuz im high


Cachondisima la letra y un gran video en el que aparecian Jay y Silent Bob.

Los porros afectan a la memoria.

¿ Y si no, como es que habitualmente se te acerca un hippie fumador de plantas que te pide papel ?
Es muy poco serio, si alguien tiene un vicio, yo en mi ascetismo renuncio a ellos, al menos deberia llevar los enseres necesarios para acometer tal fin.
Seria como si un sadomasoquista fuese pidiendo un látigo o una máscara de látex o un heroinómano pidiendo jeringuillas, "oye tio, no tendrás una hipodérmica?".
¡Que locura por Dios, que alguien acabe con esta sinrazón!
Porreros, igual que pillais el costo, coño, dejad al lado el papel y lo cogeis también.

Escribiendo esto he recordado la canción de Afroman. A ver si cuelgo la letra para que veais que las drogas son malas, bueno, todas no, debemos suponer que meterse jamaro activa la memoria...